1. What did Ha-Ha-3000 do?
- Tell funny stories
- Water the garden
- Bake buns
Answer and explanation
The machine told a funny story when its button was pressed.

The cat built Ha-Ha-3000, a joke machine. When he pressed its button, it told a funny story.
His friend, the dog, came to hear a joke each day. Today, he sat down with his head low.
The cat pressed the button. The dog did not laugh. “I’m tired,” he said. “Could we have some quiet?”
The cat switched the machine off. “Would you like some tea?” he asked. “Or shall we just sit?”
The dog chose tea. The cat brought tea. They sat and watched the rain.
Soon the dog smiled. “Thanks for the quiet,” he said. He felt better now.
The cat left the machine off. Sometimes a friend needs care more than a joke.
The next day, he asked if the dog wanted to hear a joke first.
The cat built Ha-Ha-3000, a joke machine. When he pressed its button, it told a funny story.
His friend, the dog, came to hear a joke each day. Today, he sat down with his head low.
The cat pressed the button. The dog did not laugh. “I’m tired,” he said. “Could we have some quiet?”
The cat switched the machine off. “Would you like some tea?” he asked. “Or shall we just sit?”
The dog chose tea. The cat brought tea. They sat and watched the rain.
Soon the dog smiled. “Thanks for the quiet,” he said. He felt better now.
The cat left the machine off. Sometimes a friend needs care more than a joke.
The next day, he asked if the dog wanted to hear a joke first.
Choose an answer or discuss it aloud.
The machine told a funny story when its button was pressed.
The dog was tired and asked for quiet.
The cat listened and chose quiet time with his friend.